The Haughey Perspective

I’m thrilled about Matt’s impending bundle of joy – both from the perspective of … you know, more bundles of joy and the ensuing Haughey Happiness therein, and also from the standpoint that Matt will begin passing along nuggets of wisdom, like this one:

The difference between raising a son and a daughter is that with a boy you only have to worry about one dick, but with a girl you have to worry about every dick.