10 REASONS TO VISIT SWEATY LIP FETISH:
1. The Name
2. The mascot is a monkey
3. Poetry *and* tirades from new authors every month
4. It’s Jen’s birthday!
5. It’s Jen’s birthday!
6. It’s Jen’s birthday!
7. It’s Jen’s birthday!
8. It’s Jen’s birthday!
9. It’s Jen’s birthday!
10. Monthly guest designers