Poor Jason – there’s nothing worse than writing a clever call to arms, full of smart prose and jokes that will only be appreciated by a few, and then being forced to explain all the fun out of it because people misunderstood. Not that we would know from personal experience, since we eschew subtlety in favor of slapstick, but we prefer to apologize privately to anyone we feel we’ve hurt directly and to let everyone else twist in the wind.
While we’re waxing introspective, we at M3 would like to apologize for the conceit of the Royal “We” – we’ll do our best to make sure it doesn’t happen again.