Combining the best elements of Greg Knauss and Jason Kottke, Lance presents the following poll:
- I am what other people tell me I am.
- I am what I believe myself to be.
Admittedly, we I would have liked it better if he had included an option whereby he had to eat a bug, but you can’t have everything. Maybe we could have a write-in poll to have Lance eat a bug off of meg’s freshly shaven head.
Oh, like you wouldn’t watch!