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Mobile Phone Numbers

March 28, 2003August 5, 2020

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My cellular plan is too expensive. Not only that, but I think I get better nationwide coverage from a different provider. If only I hadn’t given my cellphone number to so many people

While SMS uses a cellular network to allow people to send short and urgent messages, WhatsApp is an instant messaging app that is most effective for users that are always connected to the internet and want to have a more engaging mobile conversation with their peers.It can be cheaper, depending on your situation and your data package, as WhatsApp messages aren’t counted as part of your monthly SMS messaging allowance. WhatsApp is a free app for iPhones, Android smartphones, Windows Phone and Mac laptops and Windows PC. It allows you to send messages, pictures, videos and even voice recordings, as well as make voice and video calls over the internet for free, rather than using your mobile network which costs you money.If you’re on a wi-fi network, WhatsApp messages are free to send, just as they are if you have enough mobile data in your monthly allowance, if you like the app, download a mod from softgoza to enjoy its new features.

In case you now want the app Just open your browser, find the APK file you want to download, and tap it – you should then be able to see it downloading on the top bar of your device. Once it’s downloaded, open Downloads, tap on the APK file, and tap Yes when prompted. The app will begin installing on your device.

Sound familiar? Well there is good news. The FCC is finally going to start enforcing

Duct Tape and Plastic

February 13, 2003

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“Daddy, tell me again about when you were a kid, and people still had rights…”

Icarus Rebuked

January 10, 2003

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It’s just not fair.
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It is no secret that I have been waiting a lifetime for my jet pack. Television promised it to me and I expect science to deliver. Then, when one does become available, they screw it up with some lame caveat that you can’t use it. That SUCKS!

Sorry Charlie

December 27, 2002

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It seemed like a great idea. Create a DVD lending pool to take advantage of the office resources. I figured, between the three of us, we’d have plenty of crossover interest without too much crossover inventory. I keep forgetting that my tastes are a little… eclectic.

It’s not that I don’t like the sort of movies that they like – it’s that they don’t necessarily like the movies that I buy. Sure, we all like The Matrix and Lord of the Rings, but we all have The Matrix and Lord of the Rings… I tried to bring in some movies that I thought would be a little more unusual, and I think I may have overdone it.

I Kill Bunnies

June 27, 2002

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That’s clearly the message intended by the Project Planet doorhanger I found in my room at the Embassy Suites in Philadelphia this week.

A pretty standard concept in hotels these days, Project Planet’s mission is “to protect the environment through conservation of water and decreased use of detergent.” The idea is that they won’t wash your sheets and towels every day unless you hang this sign on your door requesting them to do so. This sign, with a picture of a hopelessly cute bunny, on the outside of your hotel room door – for everyone to see. This sign, which says “Please Change the Linens Today” but clearly means “I am evil, and want you to kill helpless forest creatures for me. The cuter the better.”