In the "spread the meme"

In the "spread the meme" spirit of the "weblog community", I present my Twenty-four useless facts ..

1. I am thirty-five years old.
2. I am a "mutt" but I have a decent size chunk of German in my background.
3. I have blonde hair, blue eyes, and I nearly burned myself to death in the sun this spring.
4. I live in Hollywood with my wife Stacey and her wacky bellydance friends.
5. I drink Guinness when I want a meal, or any good amber ale when I want to quench my thirst.
6. I don’t do what I love, and the money is not following me.
7. I have ridden the same motorcycle since 1986.
8. I have no particular programming language of choice, but I’m playing with PHP this week.
9. I have a bookshelf *full* of computer related books, some of which are published by O’Reilly.
10. I have a *way* “innie” but it’s mostly lint free.
11. I wear converse all-star lowtops and eight hole docs.
12. I don’t have any tattoos, but did such a good job faking it during a play that people who met me during that time were later shocked to see un-inked skin.
13. I think that as humanity collectively matures, "truth" changes, and what was once right becomes wrong.
14. I seldom wear underwear, and when I do it’s usually something unusual.
15. I carry a small spiral notebook and occasionally pull off the road to make notes.
16. I was one of the first people to blog Deepleap’s release.
17. To me, the term "Buttered Popcorn" refers to the sort of miscommunication caused by two people who are both trying to be selfless.
18. I’ve seen Lara Flynn Boyle around town, and I think she looks like a scarecrow on heroin.
19. I find comfort in the dark.
20. I don’t think Fred Durst gets enough respect.
21. Caffeine is my drug of choice.
22. I know there are "stupid answers."
23. I don’t get my hair cut often enough, and I met my stylist when she was cutting hair at the mall.
24. I’d like to buy the world a Coke.