“First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing
weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns and I speech
nothing because I no verbs.” — passed on by SK

Happy birthday, Anil! You’re my favorite non-music playing, non-substance abusing, non-leather pants wearing rock star. We wish you much luck in not fading away.
(Anil fans should consider buying him presents before he burns out.)

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"So, what you’re saying is that if there were some kind of secret Guy
Magazine, you’d be on the cover with a slogan like This Guy Gets All The
Boobs He Needs! LEARN HIS SECRETS! "

Mac OSes that are not OSX are stupid pieces of crap.

Both the iBook and the iMac crash about every three minutes, which means I cannot scan my film and therefore have really no good idea what my pictures look like, because I didn’t get prints.

Actually, if I recall my ice cream history correctly, it was the now defunct Emack and Bolio’s chain in Boston that developed the Cookies and Cream flavor.

Delicious Sate Recipes on the family site!

The biggest problem with depression is that it generally affects your perception to the point that you can’t properly identify it.

[00:52] Xxxxx: do you have a bat?
[00:55] crazyunclejoe: er… ?
[00:55] Xxxxx: i want to knock that idiotic smile off Zzz’z head
[00:55] crazyunclejoe: idiotic is more than skin deep
[00:56] Xxxxx: well, you can’t smile w/o a head

[Who is there?]
Baby Z
[Baby Z WHO???]
Baby Z, the child-to-be of Joe and Stacey, who is due February 18!