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The WiFi Life

As of tonight, we’re 802.11g compliant in this house. Well, technically I have a WiFi link from my work laptop to my home network… baby steps.

Mere Seconds To Spare

A few years ago, one of my best friends gave me the means to see. Five cards for long term predictions, three for the daily outlook, and one to answer a single question. Others in my office prefer the Magic 8-Ball, but under the premise that the 8-Ball effects, rather than predicts, I ask […]

Cool, horse rectum!

So maybe we’ve always been screwed up. That’s why you shouldn’t bat an eyelash when you’re glancing at the TV schedule of USA Today — and this happened to me last Monday — to notice that night’s episode of Fear Factor features the four-word synosis, “Contestants eat horse rectum.” I didn’t even blink. I was […]

Hooray for Boobies

… the section where the lactation expert is explaining the process by stroking the areolar area of the new mother and then tweaking her nipple as she demonstrated the problems associated with improper techinque was just a cheesy sound track and an overdubbed moan away from campy lesbian porn…

[SNIPPETS]

 
OBEY THE MONKEY!
 

Was That A Cannon I Heard?

If you had asked me a few years ago, I’d have told you that this particular piece of the American Dream was beyond my reach.

Wish Book

I was on a roll with the baby registry, so I went ahead and updated my personal wish list. It’s like when I used to sit and circle things in Grandma’s copy of the Sears Christmas Catalog. I’m not actually looking to get most of this stuff, but it’s fun to wish.

[SNIPPETS] Out of Context

“Children fail to be as amused by stupid internet projects as they should be.”

SNIPPETS – OUT OF CONTEXT

“Why did you name your first born ‘bonzo’?”
“It’s the nature of monkeys…”

JetPack Tidbit

Memepool posted a link about how jetpacks will work, but still no link on where to buy one. My search continues.