"These, these I dare say are the best thing to happen to Rice Krispies Treats since Mildred Day of the home economics department at the Kellogg Company thought to apply marshmallows and melted butter to the puffed rice cereal in 1928. Oh yes, I’m enthralled enough with these to declare them that epic."
It starts "Dear Senators:
Half a lifetime ago, on my eighteenth birthday, I proudly registered to vote as a member of the Democratic Party. Today, at 36, I am re-registering as an independent and renouncing my affiliation as a Democrat.
And you are the reason."