I didn’t feel like it was my place to make the announcement, but not that it’s official I want to congratulate my good friends Paul and Michelle who are having a BABY! A boy, to be specific. Since Paul is a co-worker, that gives me plenty of opportunities to bore him with offer my insight into the whole parenting thing. I’m sure they’ll do great, in spite of my help. Rumors that Paul and Michelle are planning to sell naming rights on Ebay seem to be entirely false.

UPDATE: I obviously had them confused with another geeky couple.

UPDATE UPDATE: Lies! Will noone sell out their child’s future for a cheap PR Stunt???