OK Saloon II – Sheriff Matt’s Revenge
Silence fell over the bar as Sheriff Matt turned to face The Obvious Kid.
Matt: Are you callin’ me a liar, you self-linking son of a bitch?
The Kid: (fingering his holster) I’m just saying Nielsen is full of shit – you have a problem with that?
There is a sudden flurry of movement as the patrons begin diving under tables. “Take it outside” squeaked a voice from behind the bar, “we just got this place fixed up from the last time!” A slow smile spreads over Sheriff Matt’s face as he reaches for his drink.
Matt: Take it easy son, I ain’t gonna shoot you for failing to recognize sarcasm. Not this time.